Subject: You are so boring
"Your site isn't funny. It's good for like, what, 5 minutes?"
hooray, that means the funny in my siet outlasted teh funney in yuor emale by what, 5 MINUTES????? hear si a plan for yuo: emale evarybody on teh intarnet and tell them how yuo feel about there siet! Im sure they all care!!!
WEBMASTER OF CNN.COM: "OH NO, HITMIKEY DOSE NOT LIEK MY SITE! TIEM TO JUMP INTO A CANNON AND BLOW ME UP BECUASE HITMIKEY SI TEH CHAMPION OF TEH INTARNET AND WHAT HE SAYS GOES!!!1 he means business!!!"
WEBMASTARAR OF SHUGARSHANCK: "OH NO, HITMIKEY DOES NOT LIEK ME EITHAR, TIEM TOO VISIT TEH LAVA GOD. first post first post babe hunt"
WEBMASTAR OF DONKEYMANSEXLOVE.COM: "oh good, Hitmikey enjoys my siet."
WEBMASTAR OF LETSALLRAPEKITCHENS.COM: "hello, I am Hitmikey."
wow, way too go, fruitbasket!!! Now teh whole Intarnet knows yuor opinon and oh yes, nobodey cares what yuo think so go slam a camal!!1~ GUM GUM GUM GUM!!!! I LOVE GUM!!!!
hehehe Jeff K si my hero :)